The Fumble Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.