The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wilson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.