The Snap Count Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.