The Fumble Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wilson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
80%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.