The Late Scratch Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The team goes up 21 early and Wilson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.