The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.