The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.