The Garbage-Time Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Wilson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.