The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
- Wilson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.