The Fumble Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.