The Fumble Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
- Wilson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
81%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.