The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Wilson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
80%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.