The Late Scratch Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
77%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.