The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach says Wilson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.