The Committee Backfield Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.