The Garbage-Time Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wilson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.