The Fumble Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.