The Garbage-Time Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.