The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka · TB · WR
“Ref: "Number Egbuka, that's a flag." Egbuka: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Egbuka's week
- Egbuka runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Egbuka sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Egbuka's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emeka Egbuka in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emeka Egbuka is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emeka Egbuka actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.