The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emmett Johnson
Emmett Johnson · KC · RB
“Rookie Johnson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emmett Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emmett Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emmett Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.