The Wind Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.