The Mystery Tweak Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McPherson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.