The Upright Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McPherson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.