The Doink Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.