The Wide Left Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McPherson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.