The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.