The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McPherson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.