The Shank Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McPherson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McPherson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.