The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“Ref: "Number McPherson, that's a flag." McPherson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.
- McPherson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McPherson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.