The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases McPherson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.