The Upright Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Ref: "Number McPherson, that's a flag." McPherson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McPherson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
72%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McPherson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.