The Upright Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Ref: "Number McPherson, that's a flag." McPherson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.