The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- A mysterious flag erases McPherson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.