The Mystery Tweak Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McPherson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.