The Late Scratch Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- A mysterious flag erases McPherson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McPherson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.