The Mystery Tweak Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McPherson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.