The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McPherson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McPherson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.