The Phantom Flag Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.