The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McPherson warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.