The Late Scratch Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McPherson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.