The Doink Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- A mysterious flag erases McPherson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McPherson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.