The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- McPherson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.