The Doink Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.