The Late Scratch Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- McPherson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McPherson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.