The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.