The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.