The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McPherson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- McPherson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McPherson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.