The Mystery Tweak Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- Ref: "Number McPherson, that's a flag." McPherson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.