The Bad Snap Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.