The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.